It's that time again for Judith HeartSong Artsy Essay Contest
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*I don't mean to offend anyone, this gift was giving in good fun*
December's Artsy Essay Topic:
~The Funniest Gift~
~I Have Ever Given or Received~
There is no explanation needed...
let's light up the holidays with some laughter here
and make sure you spell-check, use colorful and descriptive language,
and tell your tale in an engaging way!
If you like to try go here Judith HeartSong: December's Artsy Essay
One day me and my best friend were on break at work, sitting and talking about the day's events. Now this was the smoking room (I don't smoke but my friend does) so people were in and out a lot. One of our assistant managers came and sat at our table at was listening to our conversation.. it turned to toy's and we got to discussing things we remember and we got to the topic of the Yo Quiero Taco Bell dog.. You know the one where you pushed it and there were four different ones.
Well this some got us all including the manager talking about dog toys and one they should come up with.. now the conversation was on the funny side by now and my manager said they should come up with a stuffed animal like the taco bell dog that humps your leg.. Well my manager saying this was funny enough.. But shortly after this day my boyfriend now husband said he seen this dog at a place called Spencer's gifts.. Now any one who knows this store knows it has a lot of risque merchandise. He told me that is was a Chihuahua that strapped to your leg and humped it with sound effects.. I started busting out laughing and then had to explain to him why I was laughing so hard.
Well I couldn't find one local, so I ask him to pick one up and then bring it with him when he visits from Virginia (I was in Ohio). I was too funny but not the kind of thing you just get any one. The next day I worked I took it into work and got my manager in the break room and we gave him the gift. he had know idea and when he opened it he thought it was the funniest thing he had ever seen. You should have seen the faces in the break room when he turned it on and every was looking , not being able to believe we gave that to a manager. The rest of the day management was playing with the dog in the office and when he took it home his wife got such a kick out of it. It was a weird gift but he appreciated the thought and that we cared and it made him smile and laugh and was well worth it.
Well this some got us all including the manager talking about dog toys and one they should come up with.. now the conversation was on the funny side by now and my manager said they should come up with a stuffed animal like the taco bell dog that humps your leg.. Well my manager saying this was funny enough.. But shortly after this day my boyfriend now husband said he seen this dog at a place called Spencer's gifts.. Now any one who knows this store knows it has a lot of risque merchandise. He told me that is was a Chihuahua that strapped to your leg and humped it with sound effects.. I started busting out laughing and then had to explain to him why I was laughing so hard.
Well I couldn't find one local, so I ask him to pick one up and then bring it with him when he visits from Virginia (I was in Ohio). I was too funny but not the kind of thing you just get any one. The next day I worked I took it into work and got my manager in the break room and we gave him the gift. he had know idea and when he opened it he thought it was the funniest thing he had ever seen. You should have seen the faces in the break room when he turned it on and every was looking , not being able to believe we gave that to a manager. The rest of the day management was playing with the dog in the office and when he took it home his wife got such a kick out of it. It was a weird gift but he appreciated the thought and that we cared and it made him smile and laugh and was well worth it.
1 comment:
oh my... that is a funny gift! Thanks for sharing your story Kristal and Happy New Year, a wee bit early.
judi
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